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Red Nose

Red Nose

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Christmas is cancelled. Rudolf had it coming.

Led the sleigh for 80 years. One foggy night too many. Now he hangs above the fireplace — and still lights up the room.

  • Classic crewneck sweatshirt, unisex fit
  • Mid-heavyweight 50/50 cotton-polyester (approx. 270 g/m²) – warm, soft, keeps its shape
  • Front design, ribbed collar, cuffs and waistband

Size chart (cm, measured flat)

Size Width Length
S 51 69
M 56 71
L 61 74
XL 66 76
2XL 71 79
3XL 76 81
4XL 81 84
5XL 86 86

Classic fit. Want it oversized? Size up.

Care: wash inside out at 30°C, tumble dry low, don't iron the design.

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Christmas Eve, 23:58

Christmas Eve, 23:58

Every family has that one uncle. Ours got a hunting licence in November.

Christmas Eve, 23:58. Something with a glowing red nose lands on our roof. Uncle shoots first. Asks questions never.

The kids cried. Santa cried. The nose kept glowing. Still does. Uncle says it's cheaper than fairy lights.

We never got our presents. Turns out nobody else knew the way.

Christmas is cancelled. Rudolf had it coming.